Episode 83: Weinstein’s Kitchen Refurbishing Service
Feeling like your kitchen could use a touchup? Worried that the grout in your tiles is a little too… grouty? Well no problem! Just call up the Weinstein Bros. Kitchen refurbishing service and we’ll get things as nice as you need! The only cost is one Academy vote and isn’t that the biggest bargain? Never mind preserving something as a memorable work of art, you need a new sink STAT! C’mon, ignore all the talk of how the Academy is losing relevance because the public has been gradually caring less and less every year, you need stainless steel countertops like nobody’s business! Especially if that “nobody” is accountability!
Also this episode: GHOST RIDER! EASTBOUND AND DOWN! STAR WARS!